1. |
Holy Bones
02:25
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Are you counting shots in the sky?
Why do the rotten survive?
Ivory towers arise
While cataracts form
In the eyes of the poor
They’re putting pork in the pies
If you’re born on the 4th of July
And money is the lord of your life
You’re flush now: 4 out of 5
You’re bored of the mortgage advice,
But what’s more important:
The sword or the mic?
Somewhere in the cockroach night
A poor man prays for the scallies
With a sight beyond sight
Kneeling amongst the rotting fruit
And veg and broken glass
He speaks a simple petition
And it’s not spoken fast
Ow, Holy Bones
Transfigure these moan and groans
Ow, you’re nothing but a fool
What is wrong with me?
Ow, Holy Bones
Transfigure these moan and groans
Those people learned
The language of horror
Just straight up
Tenacious Woman Wisdom
Is beckoning me with bated breath
I saw her thighs and shoulder blades
Now all my doubts are laid to rest
Me? I’m keeping it goth
Siouxsie Sioux and I:
We meet in the loft
We’re reading a lot
Cities in Dust, trust me
I’m concealing a cough
Strange Love, sleeping it off
Eyes still dotted
Ts still, Ts still crossed
Hell still coming, light to the text
A king and a fake king
Fight to the death
Ow, Holy Bones
Transfigure these moan and groans
Ow, you’re nothing but a fool
What is wrong with me?
Ow, Holy Bones
Transfigure these moan and groans
Those people learned the language of horror
Just straight up
But you gotta know what it was about, right?
Terrible things, terrible things
(C West sample)
And it begins with moans and groans
And you transfigure those moans and groans
First into song but song then moves into language
And the language is not rational language
Of philosophy and dialectic
But it’s a language of stories
Especially the stories that are self-critical
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Dan Bull:
It’s half past three in the morning
Why do I keep on scrolling?
I should be asleep,
Instead I just keep on digging a deeper hole
And I feel like I’m freefalling
In an appalling data stream
It’s a revolution, new age of steam
And living just as dangerously
Look at the racism on display
Totally butt-naked
There’s a great schism
But did it expose it or create it?
There’s so much hate
Overflowing through the gratings
Your views are pure sewage
And I won’t let me be swayed by them
Bigoted opinions I didn’t really need to read
Just cuz he’s got freedom of speech
Doesn’t mean that it’s anything deep
That we should see
It’s all so trivial, bowls of cereal
Bold, original thought are minimal
Trolls and criminals
Sow division with false subliminal
Salt and vitriol, cloaked in imagery non-political
Nevertheless the assault is physical
Causing pivotal moments
Critical roles are never just only digital
And this is all just prototypical,
Phones are snipped from the cords, umbilical
There’s so much more in store
Though I’m sure you’ll call me cynical
Chorus
These days
The infinite scroll
Is like a replay
Wherever I go
I’m in a dream state
Ephemeral glow
You know my screen’s saved
Deepfake
I’m infinite scrolling
Through a sea change
Selling my soul
I need a clean slate
It’s taken its toll
I gotta be brave
Joel the Custodian:
Who should I blame?
It’s nobody’s fault but my own
I’m the eejit staring down at the phone
Just *liked* an astute observation
Thinking of praising the phrasing
But nah, look
My thumbs way too impatient
The stealthy algorithms know me
My self-loathing
Ogling the jazzy belle
Who’s used to sell clothing
There’s a dance and a meme
Penzance, Aberdeen
A glance at the screen
Enhance dopamine
When did this become pervasive?
Living my life adjacent
To all my aspirations
Feeling the accusation:
‘I’m fucked up and a fool’
I’ll never believed the hype
But then at the speed of light
My enemies reunite until I’m like
‘Yeah, self-destruction is cool’
Chorus
These days
The infinite scroll
Is like a replay
Wherever I go
I’m in a dream state
Ephemeral glow
You know my screen’s saved
Deepfake
I’m infinite scrolling
Through a sea change
Selling my soul
I need a clean slate
It’s taken its toll
I gotta be brave
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3. |
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Myka9
Tirade, I’m irate the raw wounded
Gyrate and vibrate the ball moving
Cry of anger, may justice be done sooner
Wire hanger play must've seem unproven
Utmost is cut throats and straight goonin’
What dose of drugs hoped to save humans
Up close and personal more hate blooming
Does cope with curvatures and shape pruning
Tik tok from the big clock that strikes noon in
Which block catch a quick knot at night moon lit
Bitch rot if you switch pots while consuming
Hitch cock let your lips lock I’m not spooning
Slavery jim crow street gang crack rock
Behaviour has been slow to regain black stock
The rate that they encode deep brain ad hoc
A saviour for sinner souls insane bad cops
Zaeb Dust
My tirade worldwide
Bro chill, there’s opium in the Hookah
No Midichlorian count, the friend isn’t super
1936 worker rights Oompa Loompa
Pen push Price Water House Koopa Troopa
Pudsey Bear with a pint and a Ruger
Venetian stairs, yeah, that’s a fly type of ruler
Kinda friend you find in a gulag, and the sooner
That we depose of a government
The coup will get cooler
Illegal lexicon of the loser
Pre-antebellum post-genocide user
Abuser of the holoscene planet tilt-shift
Thumbs up if you followed me
Massive guilt trip
Yeesh! Gil Scott said ‘Whitey on the moon’
Since the First Invader’s Ship
This timeline's been doomed
Please! Blood sacrifice slaughter more
This is just beginning, wait ‘til the water wars
Joel the Custodian
No empathy, where did we go mentally?
Jealousy weighs heavily
One of these days devilry
Got signed off in the form of the death penalty
Won’t forgive once, let alone seven seventies
MStork
Peace, safe geezer,
This peace is in pieces
Need to release this piece of faeces
Unblocked unstoppable plots
Got me in creases
Control it, name it
We catch phrases like diseases
Eyelids lift
I’m unboxing my own brains
Live on Zoom or Youtube
Who’re you to presume you knew the future?
You are losing the room
To manoeuvre through the new policies
My mentally clogged computer
Needs a lobotomy
Do it like we used to
You and I, we’re gunna be an item
I put my finger on your elbow to convince ya
And I feel my underwear tighten, oooh
What you’re saying sounds sexy
It’s got my pulse up
It’s gotta be factual
I let your moving image infect me
The many voices make it contractual
Touch me, I’m a touch screen
Pretty smart so you can trust me
It’s better than ‘real life can crush dreams’
I can edit out your corrupt genes
My baby’s bionic
She said she’s gunna make me iconic
And I want it
So get in line now
And keep your butt clean, baby
Joel the Custodian
Grievances: half-brothers
Reaping disasters
Who’s the bastard?
Who’s the mastermind
And who asked first?
Now there’s - hah!
Laughter and a mad curse
On all offspring coming after
Middle of summer cut by Ari Astor
My tirade worldwide
STOP Lucille in the barbed wire
CUT necklace and a car tyre
And it’s on fire
My tirade worldwide
It’s Bennetts Hill Blues
It’s co-dependence
With the menace in the room
Eliciting a missive
That will never get a view
My tirade worldwide
It’s screeching to the heathen
The reasons
There’s something to believe in
My tirade worldwide
It really wasn’t the bulldozers
That stole your bread and your roses
Crushed your walls
And made you all homeless
It was idealogues, they know this
Fact is, all this exposes
That many of us are self-focused
Yeah, we vote for psychos and posers
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4. |
Still Awake
03:28
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No, no, no, no, you’re still awake
No mistake, no night terror
Nah, you’re still awake
Foot down, eyes zippin around, accelerate
But nah mate, you’re still awake
No, no, no, you’re still awake
No mistake, no night terror,
No, you’re still awake
A landscape Hieronymus Bosch would illustrate
But no, no, no, you’re still awake
Lights off, pillow cool to the touch, it’s soft
Step on the Isle of the Dead, Rachmaninoff
5K to couch, mouth-to-mouth, spout it out
You’re a glutton for inglorious punishment
Without a doubt
You know what I’m talking ‘bout:
Smart dust hit-and-run
Under constant surveillance
It’s hard to trust anyone
But the deadly chokehold caught on tape
The evidence of rape
Yeah, police shot Jerome in the face
You’re still awake
No wonder you aint feeling great,
There’s been an accident
But really not an accident
The klaxon wanna seal our fate
Watch the news, you tryna snooze,
consciousness is armour plate
suffocated by the shiny whiny stuff
You love to hate
You’re up-to-date
Thumbs up, great, period, punctuate
You’ve opened up yourself to hell
It’s really hard to shut the gate
Midnight snack
A packed-to-the-rafters debate
Who’s the heavyweight
And who leaves the bloodiest aftertaste?
I know I’m stoking the coals
Thought-provoking,
shooting the opening goal
Soaking in the vision of the trolls
Check the death, the toll,
Check your breath control
Check a box
Cuz every little helps to affect the poll
Remember the ‘Red Wedding’?
Shocked when they kill them all
Every day’s upsetting
It’s a sockful of billiard balls
You’re a California stoner
Dreaming of caliphates?
No, your lonely soul longs for control
and mate, you’re still awake
Feels so surreal
Is it Adventure Time with Finn and Jake?
Nah, it’s just 2022, and yeah, you’re still awake
Foot down, eyes zippin around, accelerate
But nah, nah, nah, no, you’re still awake
There’s a door opened up inside
No man is safe from
Self-medicate
Make your fashioned little face numb
Brand new evil unleashed and unchecked
Damn - damn you people
It’s those you least expect
The sitter, the uncle, the lover, the saint
The twin, the teacher, the mother, complaints
Fall on deaf ears, they’re falling for lies
Follow the tears, the foreigner tries
Ooh, perp is a pig in disguise
boom, minions militarize
The good Samaritan coroner cries
Stig of the Dump is stig-ah-matized
Who will count up fatalities?
Cat on a hot tin roof all the fallacies?
Yikes, house of cards and razor wire
My eyes doused in digital dumpster fires
No, no, no, no, no, you’re still awake
No mistake, no night terror
Nah, you’re still awake
Foot down, eyes zippin around, accelerate
But nah, nah, you’re still awake
Nah, nah, nah, nah, – you’re still awake
No mistake, no night terror
No, you’re still awake
If you’re too controversial
They’ll cut to a commercial break
body stretched out on the table
Yeah, that’s still a wake
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Kurt Hahn founded numerous schools and educational programmes during his life.
Hahn identified six declines facing the youth of his time that he felt needed
to be addressed through preventative education.
One
Can you handle the danger?
Built for life, skilled manual labour
Please! Do me a favour, I’m playing a game here,
You’ll never change my behaviour
Strong back and the pace to get back in the race
In case there’s mechanical failure
No, I witnessed the fitness, I’ll save that for later
Now watch me wave a lightsaber
Two
I get up and go, set up the show
Juices are ready to flow
Uh, Me and my bro, a deadly duo
Our followers steadily grow
Turn lead into gold
My head is exploding
Open, ready to blow!
We know crypto’s better than dough
So we’re at the beach just spreading our toes
Three
Time matter, stored energy
Five senses, your memory
I need more intensity
All forms of porn and gore; extremity
I imagine a better me
And I imagine a bath full of centipedes
You’re so analogue, so last century
Important recordings
Remember the pedigree
Chorus
Dead on, dead on
Our spirit, spirit, spirit’s weak
We’re headstrong
Up your own ass like a red thong
Everybody skipping to the next song
Guess you’ll give up?
You guessed wrong
Yes mom
Our spirit, spirit, spirit’s weak
We’re headstrong
Cover our mess like Exxon
Everybody skipping to the next song
Guess you’ll give up?
You guessed wrong
Four
10,000 hours it takes
To master a craft like raps that I make
I don’t like making mistakes
And critical feedbacks something I hate
Yo, men with a power to shape
Grafted with passion, classic and great
My skill’s not up for debate
Give me my flowers, how long will I wait?
Five
You need help, self-discipline
Stay healthy, sell me vitamins
But my adrenalines kicking in
Watch me blow up; I’m nitro-glycerine
Stimulated, made to be living in
Nature, swimming in waves that’s shimmering
My dad, model citizen, beat my sister
I’ve never forgiven him
Six
Long lasting strong actions
Contact backed with compassion
In fact, the path is bombastic
Raps belong to those who’ve gone active
Every generation’s like ‘I can manage
Without these rituals and rites of passage’
Face your shadow, unpack your baggage
Or you’ll end up just passing down the damage
Reading through this list it becomes apparent that
the trends that Hahn identified in the mid 20th century
have only become more marked since Hahn’s death
in 1974.
It’s also clear that these declines aren’t confined to
youth, but have in ways become part of our culture.
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6. |
Bibliocide
01:47
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Andy Howlett:
In the space of a few years, we’ve gone from
Having the largest non-national in Europe
To this national embarrassment
I’m a bibliophile and yet I hate that place
You’re a bibliophile and yet you hate this place?
Every once in a while, I come an’ show my face
Well, welcome back to the military base
You have to escalate before you see a bookcase
And they estimate a million books misplaced
When you relocated from the previous space
Well, we’re rewriting the book, that’s a stupid phrase
And the tiniest opening hours, you’d be amazed
Natural light? No, we’ll put it in a cage
It’s so versatile, it’s for people of any age
And your children’s section? Yes? Oh, it’s a disgrace
Woh, what a waste! Woh, what a waste!
Understaffed, ALL CAPS, uppercase
its predecessor just a memory trace
But we love books, see? they’re in a showcase
Wanna borrow those? Yeah!
I’ll check the database
That one’s a reference, that one’s a reference
That one’s a reference, that one’s a reference
That one’s a reference...
Sample:
Since you guys can’t leave the library and be checked out
I just want you to know, you’re the best
Turn the lights off
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- Joel the Custodian -
Rivers injected with microsoft doses
Of glitter and plastics, it’s truly atrocious
The islanders weep as the ocean encroaches,
The system is prepping the planet for roaches
That loop that we relied on is gone –
The natural cycles are only remembered in song
A walk in the wilderness, witness the wrongs,
William McKibben, we haven’t got long
- Quartz Crystallus -
They finally turned the planet into a unit
Sectors full of goons, kids in street schoolin’
The unruly answer to AI transhumans
Robotised response eunuchs, click back batons
The clueless inebriated
Raining, the eyes stare at the skies
Purple mediating
Trying to feel beyond the radiation
Stations broadcast my cadence in relations
To my essence vapours
Risen like smoke from burning pagans
- Barrowclough -
Where's fluorescence when you need it?
A significant impedance to seeing
The demons in the trees,
The angels on the sea beds,
Imago Dei and all meaning,
The sequences of DNA intertwined
With the cries of the rocks, they're screaming!
The hills are alive
Are we stomping on Gaia's head?
Heaven’s hot flushes on the day
When the sky turns red?
Be careful where you place your feet,
Beware of Laserbeak,
Watch out for Shelob in her spider’s web
- Caspar Grant -
Sartre in a world on fire peels away layers
In case his kids are born in need of a skin graft
Place bets on how long will this tyrannous king last
Til he’s guillotined then rendered to slim fast
The earth heats up enough
To shrivel the leaves in a cold salad
Unpleasant as Rolf Harris
Attempting a soul ballad
Karl Ziegler swims a sea of polyethylene
Learning one man’s genius
Is another one’s choke hazard
- Clarity -
Are you really sure that we’re rebuilding Eden?
Is it just a pipe dream
That came upon us when we lost our meaning?
Clinging to the high-rise disease
And falling cycle started creeping
In the sane of leaving
What’s the point of speaking?
What’s the use in action?
Act sackcloth and ashes
But with prideful passion
Virtue just a fashion
Curtains to the actual purpose
To compose compassion,
Clap when all collapsing minds cracked
When nets are lacking
- Applz Sanra -
Ahhh Kilimanjaro!
Their lies are higher than the peak
False doctoring, twisted words
Make you think you’re straight
Nar, you’re upside down
Stranger things, who's gonna shut the gates?
Who has the last say?
Profound words of Enoch
Plots, chapters, verses
Let's runweh their crosses
Dash holy water
Mek dem shrivel up
Like the wicked witch of the west
Vengeance is not mine, but it’s yours
Sound barriers like Jericho
They stumble to the floor
As bold as a lioness I scream and I roar
Murderers, murderers!
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8. |
The Enclosures Act
01:52
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Joel the Custodian
Flirt with words again, twist oxygen
Check the locks, I got a lot of stuff boxed in
Furious, nauseous, vexed, perplexed
Can’t read between the lines
I can hardly read the text
The blood screams, the earth weeps
The worst weeks
It’s obscene, we curse freaks, insert grief,
We’re thirsty in the pungent heat
Our smiles shut
We let our truncheons speak
Chicken thighs in our luncheon meat
Battery-powered and we are what we eat
So, pretty soon basic functions cease
*tweet* every single dumb assumption
See, we used to speak peace
But now our mother tongues got teeth
Welcome to the land of bad sleep
Fancy antiques, gramps,
your grandson’s in the back seat
while you’re texting and fuming and fired
one wrong move and both of you got retired
buy now, flash sale, sex and no climax
death and no life back
at best we’re all side-tracked
plastic in our blood, masochistic love
the fastest fisticuffs, no matter if wrists are cut
There’s a small cell for every prophet of rage
Your kids are doing well
They’re just locked in a cage
You have our full support, yeah 100 percent
Just dig a tunnel 100 metres under the fence
Chorus
These word are not enough and they’re too much
Observe this farce - handcuffed and sucker-punched
These – words – are – not – enough
These word are not enough and they’re too much
These – words – are – not – enough
Oche Igboyi
Check it, right now, it's 11:30 in the pm
Rashawn Brooks got clapped running for them
Would the world know if we hadn’t got it on film
opportunities, our community, we ain't see ‘em
Ain’t no Gladiator to frequent our coliseum
And if you think you're hard
You might be a mausoleum
Take this backpack to the back of the Taqueria
And fill it straight to the brim
Leave a message for Slim
Tell 'em I been grindin’
But I ain't been making ends
And probably when I find him
We can't even make amends
I ain't even making friends
With half of the things I say
none of it make sense
Til half of us pass away
Half of us Freddie Gray, all of us George Floyd
Nobody allowed to move
the establishment getting ‘noid
I try not to avoid the movement
but the Rona got me second guessing
all the ways I been movin’
Watch the media we consumin’
Cause Karen, she deny our Greatness
Yeah, she pray for our ruin
Reparations out of the question
They suggestin’
If we give it to them
That mean we kinda confessin’
Mean we kinda regressin’
Mean we losing our leverage
Mean we losing our Blessing
Have ‘em fetch us a beverage
Will you please fetch me my slippers
My young Nigga, my Ni**er,
My Negro, never will call you Negus
Used to entertain us
Now you mostly frustrate us
Give ‘em all the wealth
and they probably still hate us
How many Breonna Taylors
before they get the message?
Not a Nigga alive that can hinder
These White Blessings
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10. |
Cursed Land
03:52
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I cannot navigate by the sun, moon, stars
Cuz his monstrous fog is still consuming my car
It takes more than one or two bars
To adequately express my quest
And how I took it too far
If these hills are alive
Does this land have a heart?
Back in ‘92 chillin’ with a few goths in the park
Talking ‘bout Albion, England, psychic
Landscapes, empire, starving Irish
I walked many miles, I cycled, I drove
Up and down the country like Michael Gove
there’s so much natural beauty
Once you head outta town
but there’s some other force at work
Buried deep in the ground
Didn’t pick up on the vibes at first
But England is Envy
So, who’s really surprised it’s cursed
Blood diamonds, bloodlines
And blood money
When I die, can I be with
The peat bog mummies?
That’s not a river
That’s a burn or a brook
If you kill the land language
You never need to burn a book
I don’t know when the spell seeped in
But standing stones
They sat down and trees lost limbs
I searched under the bridges
And over the locks
If I find it, what will happen
When I open the box?
CHORUS
I’ve never been a well-versed man
But maybe I’ve experienced
The Waste Land first hand
I got a tip-off: excavate spaghetti junction
I taped off a parameter
Claiming under construction
As I dug, I heard voices: petulant, dour
Cacophony of curses, malevolent power
Hands got shaky, the shovel hit the heart
Of an Evil so alive, maybe I’ll be ripped apart
Your daughters are destined
For death by discouragement
All hope lost, dummy
This curse is permanent
No! This place is my home
At least I don’t have to face
All this hatred alone
Kae, how great are your poems!
The 3-sided coin disappears
When we put down the phones
Then sirens, rifles, drop that shovel
You shouldn’t be here
It’s just rocks and rubble
Zip wired, back of the van, ocular scan
In this black ops facility
I’m not a popular man
See, they venerate Churchill
Celebrate land grabs
Exonerate top brass
Give xenophobes back slaps
I’m sick of this back-and-forthery
What’s the most patriotic way
They’ll eventually choose to torture me?
‘Until you appreciate your
many, many freedoms
You gonna have to watch
Only Fools and Horses reruns’
CHORUS
I’ve never been a well-versed man
But maybe I’ve experienced
The Waste Land first hand
Alastair McIntosh:
England!
You carver-up of nations
For perpetual advantage!
Divided self’s divide-and-rule worldview
Yes, you, England!
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Joel the Custodian Birmingham, UK
Death, disillusionment & disaster: here's a little introduction to the lyrical world of Joel the Custodian, veteran Brum-based rapper and scowler extraordinaire. Independent hip-hop dressed in all black everything.
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